Looking into the web cam, damn I finally got this thing to work, I'm so smart.

Oh is that a 15 year old boy?

wow this computer is amazing, I can actually turn it on!

hey maybe i'll look over here again, nope still ugly as hell.

a face only a mother.... wait no she even disowned me for being a rate bastard.

are you puking yet?

hey little boy, got some candy here for you.

still ugly, still a jerk, still a user and abuser.

wow a light... must be ali