WHO AM I ?
<With transalations to help you all understand what I'm really trying to say>

 

Well, I guess this is where I tell you a bit about myself. Although I'm not really a gifted self-glorifier, I will try to keep it somewhat interesting. (Transation: I really am a self glorifier I just don't want to appear that way to you.)

My name is Nick as you might have guessed by now, I recently turned 29. I stand about 5'8" tall and weigh around 130 pounds. I have blue eyes and brown hair. And this is as much stats you're gonna get :) (Because I'm really goddamn ugly.)

I was born in Europe, but yet, I have never really lived there. I basically grew up all over the world in such places as Africa, Venezuela and Curacao to name a few, before settling down in Columbus, Ohio of all places...LOL. (In other words, I have used all the resources I could from one place and when the location didn't provide me with anything anymore, I moved on till I came to Columbus where there is just a crapload of suckers.)

As far as Highschool went, I attended a prep (snob) school in Pennsylvania. Although that sounds boring, I remember it being a great time. My College years were spent in sunny Florida, God how I miss that place.

Right now I live in Hilliard which is about 10 minutes west of Columbus. I work up in Dublin for Big Blue (figure it out). (Translation: I never really hold on to a job for very long because I'm so lazy, so by the time you read this I may be working somewhere else.)

 

My dislikes: (I'll try to keep this short). I have a great dislike towards people who spent their entire time making others look bad to compensate for their own shortcomings. I have a disgust towards anything sleazy and slutty, so if you're out for sex, don't even bother me. And altho there's a select few out there who seem to label me as a "slut", they first of all,  don't know me, and usually they should get off of their high horse and look in the mirror before judging others. I will admit, I can be somewhat of a flirt at times, but it's all in fun, hardly makes me a slut. But enough about that. Basically I don't like mean spirited people. That should be self-explanatory. (Translation: I come off to new people as a really nice and smart guy. I become your friend and leach off of you until I get can get nothing more from you. I'll take your money, I'll live with you, I'll do anything I can to suit on my own personal being. And then when you get fed up with me and leave me or you suit me no more, I move on, finding someone else I can take advantage of. I really am a slut, I just don't want you to think that. I spend my entire day online so I can defend my good name because what people say about me is really true. I am a slut, I do use people, and I do more than just flirt. I'm a selfish-lying conneiving bastard... and if you look up asshole in the dictionary you would find my mug.)

Hobbies and Interests: Well, I like pretty much anything that has got to do with water. Scuba diving, Swimming, Water skiing, Fishing, I like to read, watch movies, play guitar, Tennis, Soccer, Hiking, cooking, hanging out with friends, taking long walks, horseback riding, and a ton more ( can't think of it all right now) (Transation: I like little boys, the type that are under legal age and all the activities they do.)

 

Marital Status: I am currently single, I have yet to find that person who sparks my interest and can keep it without  having it turn into the usual head game, or uncertainty of what they want. It seems most want to date for 2 days, jump in the sack and move on......Nicky doesn't play that game. So if there's someone out there who's single, my age or younger, good looking, honest, intelligent, with a good sense of humor, faithful.....just an all around good guy then I would most definitely like to hear from you. (Translation: I go for little boys who don't any better and seduce them, and then after I have won their trust and fucked them (probably without a condom) I drop them like a bad date and more on. I win the trust of all the closted XY looking boys because I have a certain charm about me, but then after I treat them like I shit I am exposed for the troll I really am.)

If after this you have any more question, by all means, feel fr